Psychobabble No. 1 (Blogs)
What is a blog? A blog is basically a journal that is available on the web. The activity of updating a blog is "blogging" and someone who keeps a blog is a "blogger." Blogs are typically updated daily using software that allows people with little or no technical background to update and maintain the blog. Postings on a blog are almost always arranged in chronological order with the most recent additions featured most prominently
Blogs have never failed to amaze me as people seem place as much faith as they would have on a diary. Secrets in the form of innuendos, present themselves so openly in blogs, I sometimes wonder why even bother placing a translucent veil over them. Paranoid as this may sound; "online diaries" are definitely dangerous and detrimental to one's reputation if the writer chooses to grouse blatantly.
Yet, nothing can be too unimportant to be written in a blog. Mundane and run-of-the-mill activities such as walking and eating can be prattled; only to reaffirm what King Solomon has been philosophizing in the Book of Ecclesiastes. Nothing is new under the sun, so one cannot anticipate blogs to revolutionize the world, can they?
Blogs that babbles about other blogs are undeniably worse off. Writers of such blogs ought to be banished from the face of the Earth as they reflect a sheer lack of creativity, contrary to what the dictatorial government of this country island has been lobbying for decades. The ironies of life only serve to make rust the mind. (The last sentence should justify my death sentence.)
However, the most unmentionably, inexplicably boring blogs lurking in the World Wide Web must be reserved for losers who insist on plagiarizing the definition of blog and then go on rattling about how the dim-witted writer can be amazed on the development of blogs. Who needs writers who chastise other writers?
The last question I think is worth pondering is “Who is the King of all Losers?”This title can only be reserved for my dear readers, who have spent at least 5 minutes reading this deviant writer blabbering about writers who babble about writers.
Fret not, you are not alone. :) *Background Music of X-Files*
Blogs have never failed to amaze me as people seem place as much faith as they would have on a diary. Secrets in the form of innuendos, present themselves so openly in blogs, I sometimes wonder why even bother placing a translucent veil over them. Paranoid as this may sound; "online diaries" are definitely dangerous and detrimental to one's reputation if the writer chooses to grouse blatantly.
Yet, nothing can be too unimportant to be written in a blog. Mundane and run-of-the-mill activities such as walking and eating can be prattled; only to reaffirm what King Solomon has been philosophizing in the Book of Ecclesiastes. Nothing is new under the sun, so one cannot anticipate blogs to revolutionize the world, can they?
Blogs that babbles about other blogs are undeniably worse off. Writers of such blogs ought to be banished from the face of the Earth as they reflect a sheer lack of creativity, contrary to what the dictatorial government of this country island has been lobbying for decades. The ironies of life only serve to make rust the mind. (The last sentence should justify my death sentence.)
However, the most unmentionably, inexplicably boring blogs lurking in the World Wide Web must be reserved for losers who insist on plagiarizing the definition of blog and then go on rattling about how the dim-witted writer can be amazed on the development of blogs. Who needs writers who chastise other writers?
The last question I think is worth pondering is “Who is the King of all Losers?”This title can only be reserved for my dear readers, who have spent at least 5 minutes reading this deviant writer blabbering about writers who babble about writers.
Fret not, you are not alone. :) *Background Music of X-Files*
posted by Kelvin Lim at 11:49 pm
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